Jerry’s Tequila Pineapple Cooler

What’s up guys, Jerry here and I’ve got a sweet drink that I made for Candice’s Bday! It all started the other day when I went home to take a nap, apparently I said something about buying pants when I left and no one could find me. I can’t remember I was wasted… :) Everyone kept talking about how much they loved the White Widow I got the other day… Man that was some good stuff… So I drop by my friends house and scored some more.

I guess they all wanted to put it all in brownies and cakes and stuff but forget that! What is this, the Great British Bake Off? LOL I want to smoke and drink, so I set some aside. :) Half way through the party everyone was just sitting around eating and talking so I figured I’d jump start it! I put on some tunes and started putting some stuff together… I actually messed up like 3 times before I found this one. I call it Jerry’s TPC! It stands for Tequila Pineapple Cooler. It was sooo good and everyone loved it. I’m gonna post the recipe here in case any of you want to try this out for yourselves! Enjoy!

tequila-pineapple-coolerYou are going to need some pineapple juice, lime juice, tequila, some ice cubes and sugar. All I did was mince the weed up nice and fine and dumped it into a blender… Make sure it is super fine though, so it can dissolve. Then add I 2 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part tequila and a table spoon of sugar, maybe 2 or 3 if you are filling up the blender. Mix it all up until you can’t really see any of the weed anymore and you will have yourself a Jerry’s TPC! You are gonna love it!

Later guys,
Creator of Jerry’s TPC

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